Just looking at the title makes me wonder whats wrong with me. But I'm going to get as serious as I can on such a topic... I think,
So today during school I went to the bathroom to do my business, and as I'm flushing and watching liquid spin down I noticed that the toilet had the word standard on it, and that got me thinking. First of all I was like, damn this school is so cheap, I mean I'm a pretty cheap person myself, I always use a TON of the tissues and papers that they give me just because its free, and also that's why my parents pay taxes.
But seriously, standard toilets? I mean I go to a school full of rich people, shouldn't they complain for something better than "standard?". Even if its a toilet?
So that's when I decided when I'm living by myself with (hopefully) a lot of money, I'm going to have a Deluxe toilet. Oh and I'm not going to stop at deluxe, I'm going to get it gold plated and diamond encrusted.
It will be AWESOME, every morning I will be sitting on my gold plated, diamond encrusted toilet and will I get off of it the rest of my day will great. That will make every day will be great for the rest of my life, until I sell my gigantic house.
Yeah, the weird post of the day is over, now I forbid myself from talking about toilets ever again.
